*BRAND NEW* The Wristband Situation OFFICIAL UK Tour 2026 T-Shirt
You asked for it. So, regrettably, here it is.
The Wristband Situation — the greatest fictional band ever formed because two people stepped outside for a vape and were then informed, with devastating authority, that there would be NO READMISSIONS.
What followed was confusion, stamps on hands, a heroic intervention from a member of the band, the arrival of a supervisor, and the immortal phrase:
“I’m afraid it’s a wristband situation.”
And from that tiny, beautifully ridiculous moment, a band was born.
Now you can proudly wear the tour shirt from a group that has never existed, playing venues that do not exist, in places that somehow absolutely do.
Featuring a prestigious run through Wetwang, Penistone, Pratt’s Bottom, Nether Wallop and Shitterton, with support from Terms and Conditions Apply
Printed on Gildan's Heavyweight T-shirts for the best quality
Sizes from S - 5XL
- 100% cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
- Pre-shrunk jersey knit
- Regular fit
This is stupid.
You wanted it.
I made it.
More details
- 100% cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
- Regular fit
- Pre-shrunk jersey knit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Glen Joseph Robinson
- Email: contact@support.glenjosephrobinson.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
*BRAND NEW* The Wristband Situation OFFICIAL UK Tour 2026 T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
15.63
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
18 1/2
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.8
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
24.2
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
25.3
|
